Thursday, January 25, 2007

Hall of Shame: Seeing Is Believing



There are those moments that will stick with you forever. Your first kiss. Your wedding day. The birth of your first child. And of course, the first time you walked into the bathroom and saw something this insane. You don't know whether to laugh, cry or scream.

You would think this would be one small step for man. That's right. Just slip the little piece of cardboard right off the holder and into the garbage can. There's no special clip. You don't have to tinker with any tough latches. Nope, it's just a simple flick of the wrist. But nooooooooooo... It would be so much easier to just place a brand new roll right on top of the old empty one. Perhaps keep it there for posterior. Or maybe it has sentimental value... For the love of God, there has to be some reason, he's decided to leave it there.

Any ideas?

3 comments:

Lollie said...

He's expressing himself through the glory of Modern Art? Maybe he is phobic of horizontal things...

Anonymous said...

I think he was using the old roll and ran out in the middle of an ass wipe, he probably got some of his $@!# on his hands and not wanting to get that on the toilet paper dispenser grabbed for a new roll to finish his business. Logically he didn't want ot get $@!# everywhere so the next thing he did was wash his hands. Afterwards, with his hands being damp from the wash, he decided to leave the paper where it was so as to avoid getting it wet. There's nothing worse then wet/soggy toilet paper when your trying to finish your business.

Anonymous said...

It looks like a hardware problem to me, is he by chance a software engineer?