<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049</id><updated>2011-11-27T18:30:23.798-05:00</updated><category term='it&apos;s over'/><category term='Shoud I Divorce Him Quiz'/><category term='divorce tests'/><category term='warning signs'/><category term='marriage'/><category term='relationships'/><category term='divorce'/><title type='text'>Should I Divorce Him?</title><subtitle type='html'>Where Misery Loves Company</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>25</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-8640396251606050702</id><published>2008-02-21T21:35:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-21T21:41:13.591-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce tests'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shoud I Divorce Him Quiz'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='marriage'/><title type='text'>New Quiz - Should I Divorce Him?</title><content type='html'>Since the site is called "Should I Divorce Him" we thought we'd go one step further and REALLY tell you if your relationship is doomed. Check out the first of many relationship quizzes, the Should I Divorce Him Quiz at &lt;a href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/articles/should-i-divorce-him-quiz.aspx"&gt;http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/articles/should-i-divorce-him-quiz.aspx&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the next few weeks, we'll be adding more tests and quizzes about divorce, marriage, relationships, self worth and more. Comming soon:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is Your Husband a Slob Quiz (I know already know the answer to this one, but it should be a fun quiz anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check 'em out: &lt;a href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/articles/should-i-divorce-him-quiz.aspx"&gt;http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/articles/should-i-divorce-him-quiz.aspx&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And, don't forget you can get tips and advice from about all apsects of marriage and divorce in our Bitchin' Boards at &lt;a href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/"&gt;http://www.ShouldIDivorceHim.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-8640396251606050702?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/articles/should-i-divorce-him-quiz.aspx' title='New Quiz - Should I Divorce Him?'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/8640396251606050702/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=8640396251606050702' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/8640396251606050702'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/8640396251606050702'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2008/02/new-quiz-should-i-divorce-him.html' title='New Quiz - Should I Divorce Him?'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-7239011307335501654</id><published>2007-12-06T22:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-06T22:20:00.265-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Poll results show marital infidelity the most unforgivable offense by a spouse</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More than 50 percent of respondents to a poll conduced by leading free marriage advice website &lt;a href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/"&gt;www.ShouldIDivorceHim.com&lt;/a&gt; said marital infidelity is worse than substance abuse, inattentiveness and lying. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When it comes to &lt;a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1px; COLOR: darkgreen; BORDER-BOTTOM: darkgreen 0.07em solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/articles/poll-results-show-marital-infidelity-the-most-unforgivable-offense-by-a-spouse.aspx#" target="_blank" itxtdid="4626274"&gt;marriage&lt;/a&gt;, the most unforgivable offense that a significant other can commit is marital &lt;a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1px; COLOR: darkgreen; BORDER-BOTTOM: darkgreen 0.07em solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/articles/poll-results-show-marital-infidelity-the-most-unforgivable-offense-by-a-spouse.aspx#" target="_blank" itxtdid="3206451"&gt;infidelity&lt;/a&gt;. According to a poll conducted by &lt;a href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/"&gt;www.ShouldIDivorceHim.com&lt;/a&gt;, an online community offering free &lt;a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1px; COLOR: darkgreen; BORDER-BOTTOM: darkgreen 0.07em solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/articles/poll-results-show-marital-infidelity-the-most-unforgivable-offense-by-a-spouse.aspx#" target="_blank" itxtdid="3206908"&gt;marriage advice&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1px; COLOR: darkgreen; BORDER-BOTTOM: darkgreen 0.07em solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/articles/poll-results-show-marital-infidelity-the-most-unforgivable-offense-by-a-spouse.aspx#" target="_blank" itxtdid="3205061"&gt;catering&lt;/a&gt; to the trials and tribulations of marriage, &lt;a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1px; COLOR: darkgreen; BORDER-BOTTOM: darkgreen 0.07em solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/articles/poll-results-show-marital-infidelity-the-most-unforgivable-offense-by-a-spouse.aspx#" target="_blank" itxtdid="4931792"&gt;family&lt;/a&gt; and divorce, an estimated 59 percent of respondents said cheating is the most serious impropriety above lying, substance abuse and inattentiveness. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Following marital infidelity, 16% of respondents selected inattentiveness, 16% chose lying and the remaining 7% chose substance abuse as the most serious crimes causing anger in marriage.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/"&gt;ShouldIDivorceHim.com&lt;/a&gt; has become a sounding board offering free marriage advice for many unhappily married women searching for an answer to the big question: "Should I Divorce Him?" While many women rely on family and friends for support, some women are not comfortable spilling the most intimate details of their marriage to people they know. With &lt;a href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/"&gt;www.ShouldIDivorceHim.com&lt;/a&gt;, women have a safe place to discuss topics such as anger in marriage and marital infidelity anonymously and receive encouragement from women who've been there and done it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/"&gt;www.ShouldIDivorceHim.com&lt;/a&gt; is an online &lt;a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1px; COLOR: darkgreen; BORDER-BOTTOM: darkgreen 0.07em solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/articles/poll-results-show-marital-infidelity-the-most-unforgivable-offense-by-a-spouse.aspx#" target="_blank" itxtdid="4160936"&gt;destination&lt;/a&gt; and community catering to the trials and tribulations of marriage, family and divorce. The site provides free marriage advice from peers and experts as well as articles tackling the issues of anger in marriage, marital infidelity and emotional issues. A subsidiary of KMJ Interactive, the founding group is comprised of a team of seasoned internet and media professionals from a range of world-class companies including eDiets.com, Cox Media, American Media, CNN International, USA Networks, Autoweb.com, IBM and Sensormatic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The site features daily commentary from a host of seasoned writers, message boards, expert articles, &lt;a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1px; COLOR: darkgreen; BORDER-BOTTOM: darkgreen 0.07em solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/articles/poll-results-show-marital-infidelity-the-most-unforgivable-offense-by-a-spouse.aspx#" target="_blank" itxtdid="2938724"&gt;relationship&lt;/a&gt; resources and more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Press Contacts:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maria Burnham Nelson, President KMJ Interactive&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:press@shoulldidivorcehim.com"&gt;press@shouldidivorcehim.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;561-628-1106&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OR&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kim Droze, CEO KMJ Interactive&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="mailto:info@shouldidivorcehim.com?subject=Press%20Contact"&gt;info@shouldidivorcehim.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;954-298-9377&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-7239011307335501654?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com' title='Poll results show marital infidelity the most unforgivable offense by a spouse'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/7239011307335501654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=7239011307335501654' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/7239011307335501654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/7239011307335501654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2007/12/poll-results-show-marital-infidelity.html' title='Poll results show marital infidelity the most unforgivable offense by a spouse'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-901387110450181400</id><published>2007-10-23T20:06:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-10-23T20:08:17.243-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='it&apos;s over'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='warning signs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='marriage'/><title type='text'>10 signs your relationship is over</title><content type='html'>You vowed til death do you part. However, judging by your partner’s recent actions, something is about to expire and more than likely it’s your &lt;a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1px; COLOR: darkgreen; BORDER-BOTTOM: darkgreen 0.07em solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/articles/caution-10-signs-it-might-be-over.aspx#" target="_blank" itxtdid="3206907"&gt;marriage&lt;/a&gt;, not you. More than half of all &lt;a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1px; COLOR: darkgreen; BORDER-BOTTOM: darkgreen 0.07em solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/articles/caution-10-signs-it-might-be-over.aspx#" target="_blank" itxtdid="3206918"&gt;marriages&lt;/a&gt; end in divorce, and many men and women find themselves blindsided by the realization that their blessed union has quickly come to an end.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That begs the question. Does a marriage fall apart overnight or does it deteriorate over time? If you suspect you and your partner are on shaky ground, it’s time to put your marriage under the &lt;a class="iAs" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1px; COLOR: darkgreen; BORDER-BOTTOM: darkgreen 0.07em solid; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; TEXT-DECORATION: underline" href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/articles/caution-10-signs-it-might-be-over.aspx#" target="_blank" itxtdid="2937822"&gt;microscope&lt;/a&gt; and make sure you’re not overlooking some serious red flags. Here are 10 warning signs that may be screaming the end is near.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check out the 10 signs it's probably over....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-901387110450181400?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/articles/caution-10-signs-it-might-be-over.aspx' title='10 signs your relationship is over'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/901387110450181400/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=901387110450181400' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/901387110450181400'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/901387110450181400'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2007/10/10-signs-your-relationship-is-over.html' title='10 signs your relationship is over'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-4036934832148698781</id><published>2007-10-18T09:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-10-18T09:05:49.991-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Sex after divorce</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;After spending years or even decades sleeping with one person, the notion of adding another notch to your belt can be tough to accept.  Find out how all you need to know to get &lt;a href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/articles/sex-after-divorce-look-before-you-lay.aspx"&gt;back in the saddle&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;After months of divorce, this woman is ready to get back on the horse. Yet she's not sure how to approach the touchy subject of sex with the new man in her life. Our resident expert lends some much-needed guidance. &lt;a href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/Content/IsThisNormal.aspx"&gt;Here’s how to get started&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-4036934832148698781?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com' title='Sex after divorce'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/4036934832148698781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=4036934832148698781' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/4036934832148698781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/4036934832148698781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2007/10/sex-after-divorce.html' title='Sex after divorce'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-2752842012058235259</id><published>2007-08-16T08:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-08-16T11:32:19.307-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Get e-venge online</title><content type='html'>Your husband cheated on you. Your husband was a crappy father. Your husband didn't do anything around the house. Your husband spent all your money. You decided to call it quits but you're still mad. What's a girl to do? Get revenge online. E-venge.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sites like &lt;a href="http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/"&gt;http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com/&lt;/a&gt; and i-caught on &lt;a href="http://www.abcnews.com/"&gt;www.ABCnews.com&lt;/a&gt; let women to share with the world what a jerk their man is/was. Pros - it warms other women out there, it makes you feel better. Cons - it can ruin the man's reputation and cause pain not only to your dirtbag ex, but to you, too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another opiton is the &lt;a href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/"&gt;http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/&lt;/a&gt; Bitchin' Boards. Here, women can share their gripes about their husbands, boyfriends and ex's in a anonymous fashion while getting advice from women in similar situations. So go ahead. Get e-venge. Tell the world what a jerk he is. The world may not know his name, but they'll know all his dirty laundry. And you'll know you're not alone.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-2752842012058235259?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com' title='Get e-venge online'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/2752842012058235259/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=2752842012058235259' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/2752842012058235259'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/2752842012058235259'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2007/08/get-e-venge-online.html' title='Get e-venge online'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-3708404530370711069</id><published>2007-08-07T11:09:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-08-07T11:11:51.086-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hate Your Husband?</title><content type='html'>Join the club. If you're in a miserable marriage -- or a miserable divorce -- we'd love to hear your story. We're looking for writers. Email us at &lt;a href="mailto:info@shouldidivorcehim.com"&gt;info@shouldidivorcehim.com&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-3708404530370711069?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/3708404530370711069/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=3708404530370711069' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/3708404530370711069'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/3708404530370711069'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2007/08/hate-your-husband.html' title='Hate Your Husband?'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-1977156349921208958</id><published>2007-07-23T08:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-23T08:35:34.978-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Turn your relationship woes into something useful</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/"&gt;www.ShouldIDivorceHim.com&lt;/a&gt; awards $25 a week for "Stupid Man Tricks"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fort Lauderdale, FL - July 23, 2007 -- Face it, men do stupid things. From the police officer who broke into his own house because he forgot the spare key was under the doormat to the husband who couldn't figure out why the baby's diaper was leaking (he put it on backwards) to the boyfriend whose idea of a romantic valentine's gift was a brand new cutting board, the list stupid man tricks goes on and on.If spouses (or exs), or boyfriends, or any male for that matter, does the stupidest things known to man -- and woman -- the new online divorce and relationship destination &lt;a title="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?t=w4fefccab.0.0.dkgq48bab.0&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shouldidivorcehim.com%2F&amp;amp;id=preview&amp;#10;www.ShouldIDivorceHim.com" href="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?t=w4fefccab.0.0.dkgq48bab.0&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shouldidivorcehim.com%2F&amp;amp;id=preview" target="_blank"&gt;www.ShouldIDivorceHim.com&lt;/a&gt; wants to hear about it. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Anyone can share stories and compete with others for the weekly Stupid Man Tricks Award. Every week the &lt;a title="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?t=w4fefccab.0.0.dkgq48bab.0&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shouldidivorcehim.com%2F&amp;amp;id=preview&amp;#10;www.ShouldIDivorceHim.com" href="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?t=w4fefccab.0.0.dkgq48bab.0&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shouldidivorcehim.com%2F&amp;amp;id=preview" target="_blank"&gt;www.ShouldIDivorceHim.com&lt;/a&gt; committee will vote and award some lucky gal with a $25 gift certificate to help ease the pain. Simply submit your story to stupidmantricks @ shouldidivorcehim.com, along with your name, contact number and a valid email address, and you'll be entered to win.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"We started the Stupid Man Tricks Award as a way to find some humor in the stupid things our significant others do that drive us crazy," said &lt;a title="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?t=w4fefccab.0.0.dkgq48bab.0&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shouldidivorcehim.com%2F&amp;amp;id=preview&amp;#10;www.ShouldIDivorceHim.com" href="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?t=w4fefccab.0.0.dkgq48bab.0&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shouldidivorcehim.com%2F&amp;amp;id=preview" target="_blank"&gt;www.ShouldIDivorceHim.com&lt;/a&gt; CEO Kim Droze. "If you can laugh at them - and get a reward for putting up with them - it makes things just a little bit easier."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?t=w4fefccab.0.0.dkgq48bab.0&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shouldidivorcehim.com%2F&amp;amp;id=preview&amp;#10;www.ShouldIDivorceHim.com" href="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?t=w4fefccab.0.0.dkgq48bab.0&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shouldidivorcehim.com%2F&amp;amp;id=preview" target="_blank"&gt;www.ShouldIDivorceHim.com&lt;/a&gt; is a content-based website featuring a team of veteran writers who dish the dirt on the good, the bad and the ugly of relationships. With blogs such as The Ex Files, The World According To Kiki and J-Fed and Do I Need To Slap You?, there's a wealth of real-life writings that tell it like it is. Told from the first-person point of views of women from all walks of life, &lt;a title="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?t=w4fefccab.0.0.dkgq48bab.0&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shouldidivorcehim.com%2F&amp;amp;id=preview&amp;#10;www.ShouldIDivorceHim.com" href="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?t=w4fefccab.0.0.dkgq48bab.0&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shouldidivorcehim.com%2F&amp;amp;id=preview" target="_blank"&gt;www.ShouldIDivorceHim.com&lt;/a&gt; finally offers an outlet.The brutally funny site features a scathing range of content including: &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Hag Rags -- First person accounts from women living the dream -- or the nightmare. Writers chronicle the trials and tribulations of marriage, divorce and everything in between. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Free Counsel -- The costs of therapy can add up. Why not get some complimentary advice from people who've been there, done that? Article sections include He Said What, Celebrity Trainwrecks, You Deserve This and more. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is This Normal? -- Our relationship expert Michele Hickford answers the ultimate couples riddles, ranging from why he's so lazy to why he's still answering to his ex. With a no-nonsense approach, she tells it like it is, even if it means cutting your losses. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hall of Shame -- Women can give him his 15 minutes of shame. Users are encouraged to submit the photo evidence of those downright dirty deeds. Sloppy -- Sleazy --Selfish --Send in his sins!&lt;br /&gt;Bitchin' Boards -- Welcome to complaint central, an interactive community where the nags come to congregate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;About &lt;a title="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?t=" p="http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shouldidivorcehim.com%2F&amp;amp;id=" href="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?t=w4fefccab.0.0.dkgq48bab.0&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shouldidivorcehim.com%2F&amp;amp;id=preview" target="_blank"&gt;ShouldIDivorceHim.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?t=" p="http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shouldidivorcehim.com%2F&amp;amp;id=" href="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?t=w4fefccab.0.0.dkgq48bab.0&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shouldidivorcehim.com%2F&amp;amp;id=preview" target="_blank"&gt;www.ShouldIDivorceHim.Com&lt;/a&gt; is the internet's first destination and online community catering to the trials and tribulations of marriage, family and divorce with support for any woman, advice and tips for a successful marriage. A subsidiary of KMJ Interactive, the founding group is comprised of a team of seasoned internet and media professionals from a range of world-class companies including eDiets.com, Cox Media, American Media, CNN International, USA Networks, Autoweb.com, IBM and Sensormatic.&lt;br /&gt;The site features daily commentary from a host of seasoned writers, message boards, expert articles, relationship resources and more.  Visit &lt;a title="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?t=" p="http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shouldidivorcehim.com%2F&amp;amp;id=" href="http://rs6.net/tn.jsp?t=w4fefccab.0.0.dkgq48bab.0&amp;p=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shouldidivorcehim.com%2F&amp;amp;id=preview" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com&lt;/a&gt; for more information.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-1977156349921208958?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com' title='Turn your relationship woes into something useful'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/1977156349921208958/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=1977156349921208958' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/1977156349921208958'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/1977156349921208958'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2007/07/turn-your-relationship-woes-into.html' title='Turn your relationship woes into something useful'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-2222373748760562578</id><published>2007-07-19T12:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-19T12:47:40.820-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Should I Divorce Him? New Website Explores Why Couples Divorce and Helps Women Decide</title><content type='html'>Check out the press release for the new site:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Should I Divorce Him? New Website Explores Why Couples Divorce and Helps Women Decide&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Online destination offers divorce advice for any woman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fort Lauderdale, Florida (July 19, 2007) -- From beauty salons to bingo halls, it isn’t uncommon to hear women complaining about their significant others, be it a boyfriend, husband or ex. With one in two marriages ending in divorce, there’s obviously a huge, ready-made audience for a website where women can air their complaints and get divorce advice geared toward the average woman. Although many sites provide visitors with a forum to interact, there are none that solely function as an avenue where women can let it all hang out… until now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ShouldIDivorceHim.com is a content-based website featuring a team of veteran writers who dish the dirt on the good, the bad and the ugly of relationships. With blogs such as Mrs. Bickersons’s Bitchings, The Ex Files and Do I Need To Slap You?, there’s a wealth of real-life writings that tell it like it is - from why couples divorce to successful marriage tips. Told from the first-person point of views of women from all walks of life, ShouldIDivorceHim.com finally offers an outlet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Today, divorce is the new black,” says Kim Droze, CEO of KMJ Interactive, the parent company of ShouldIDivorceHim.com. “It seems like nearly everyone is doing it or thinking about it. Marriage, or the downfall of it, is a life-changing event and we wanted to create a place where women could not only share their experiences, but also commiserate with others in the same boat.’&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The brutally funny site features a scathing range of content including:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Hag Rags -- First person accounts from women living the dream… or the nightmare. Writers chronicle the trials and tribulations of marriage, divorce and everything in between from divorce advice for every woman, successful marrige tips and why couples divorce. Featured blogs include The World According to Kiki &amp; J-Fed, Do I Need To Slap You?, The Ex Files, The Rantings of A Soccer Mom, Mrs. B.’s Bemusements, Justice &amp;amp; Truth Reigns and even something from “the other side” in Mystery Man’s Musings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Free Counsel -- The costs of therapy can add up. Why not get some complimentary divorce advice for the average woman from people who’ve been there, done that? Article sections include He Said What, Celebrity Trainwrecks, You Deserve This and more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is This Normal? -- Our relationship expert Michele Hickford answers the ultimate couples riddles, ranging from why he’s so lazy to why he’s still answering to his ex. With a no-nonsense approach, she offers successful marriage tips and tells it like it is, even if it means cutting your losses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hall of Shame -- Women can give him his 15 minutes of shame. Users are encouraged to submit the photo evidence of those downright dirty deeds. Sloppy… Sleazy… Selfish… Send in his sins! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bitchin’ Boards -- Welcome to complaint central, an interactive community where the nags come to congregate and get divorce advice for any woman, successful marriage tips and try to answer the question why couples divorce. Eagerly awaited, the ShouldIDivorceHim forums will launch within the month.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Although there are plenty of relationship websites, few take the unconventional approach of Should I Divorce Him, which even holds a weekly contest where women can submit their hubby or ex-hubby horror stories and win a $25 award. Divorce is a serious subject, but that doesn’t mean you can’t laugh about it (between tears).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“There’s nothing fun about relationship problems. You want to scream. You want to cry. We’ve given women a place where they can get it all off their chest. For many women, this is free therapy,” Droze adds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;About Should I Divorce Him?&lt;br /&gt;ShouldIDivorceHim.Com is the internet’s first destination and online community catering to the trials and tribulations of marriage, family and divorce with support for any woman, advice and tips for a successful marriage. A subsidiary of KMJ Interactive, the founding group is comprised of a team of seasoned internet and media professionals from a range of world-class companies including eDiets.com, Cox Media, American Media, CNN International, USA Networks, Autoweb.com, IBM and Sensormatic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The site features daily commentary from a host of seasoned writers, message boards, expert articles, relationship resources and more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Contact:&lt;br /&gt;Kim Droze, CEO KMJ Interactive&lt;br /&gt;info@shouldidivorcehim.com&lt;br /&gt;Ph: 954-298-9377&lt;br /&gt;OR&lt;br /&gt;Maria Burnham Nelson, President KMJ Interactive&lt;br /&gt;561-628-1106&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-2222373748760562578?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/2222373748760562578/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=2222373748760562578' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/2222373748760562578'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/2222373748760562578'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2007/07/should-i-divorce-him-new-website.html' title='Should I Divorce Him? New Website Explores Why Couples Divorce and Helps Women Decide'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-5773926772452899297</id><published>2007-06-18T18:38:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-06-18T18:40:09.110-05:00</updated><title type='text'>News Flash: We're Moving</title><content type='html'>That's right. Over the last six months I've had such a great time venting about J-Fed that I decided to invite some other women to join the party. Come check out &lt;a href="http://www.shouldidivorcehim.com/"&gt;www.shouldidivorcehim.com&lt;/a&gt;, a place where misery loves company. And thanks for sticking by me through thick and thin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're already one step ahead of someone else I know.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-5773926772452899297?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/5773926772452899297/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=5773926772452899297' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/5773926772452899297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/5773926772452899297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2007/06/news-flash-were-moving.html' title='News Flash: We&apos;re Moving'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-1204262716966841331</id><published>2007-02-19T12:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-19T16:20:32.054-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman!</title><content type='html'>In honor of President's Day, I leave you with a great quote from a not-so-great husband. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I did not have sexual relations with that woman!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unhappily Ever After, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kiki&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-1204262716966841331?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/1204262716966841331/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=1204262716966841331' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/1204262716966841331'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/1204262716966841331'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-did-not-have-sex-with-that-woman.html' title='I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman!'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-8640410423178292682</id><published>2007-01-27T08:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-27T09:02:07.227-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hall of Shame: Dishpan Hands</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_n3iInLlJ8as/RbtYHeezqRI/AAAAAAAAABQ/9Nx-H1zMh_o/s1600-h/sink.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5024706694726527250" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_n3iInLlJ8as/RbtYHeezqRI/AAAAAAAAABQ/9Nx-H1zMh_o/s320/sink.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;I'm feeling a wee bit nostalgic this morning. J-Fed has been gone 96 hours, 32 minutes. I haven't had to throw away any empty Frap bottles, pick up any wet towels off the furniture or fish any soda cans out of the dish pan. I did, however, have to kill a palmetto bug, and that in itself was almost enough for me to plead with J-Fed to return home. But nah, I'd rather contend with the little bug than the big bug. Besides, that's what Truly Nolen is for. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyways, with a new month looming around the corner see the picture above for a look back at one of our favorite J-Fed moments of January 2007. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With J-Fed temporarily out of the picture, no pun intended, we want your pictures for our hall of shame. Email your truly tasteless photos to &lt;a href="mailto:kim@shouldidivorcehim.com"&gt;kim@shouldidivorcehim.com&lt;/a&gt;, along with a brief commentary about your biggest "man" peeve. We'll give you plenty of props while protecting the identity of the innocent (That's you)!!!! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-8640410423178292682?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/8640410423178292682/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=8640410423178292682' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/8640410423178292682'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/8640410423178292682'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2007/01/walk-down-sentimental-street.html' title='Hall of Shame: Dishpan Hands'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_n3iInLlJ8as/RbtYHeezqRI/AAAAAAAAABQ/9Nx-H1zMh_o/s72-c/sink.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-4716731080505033985</id><published>2007-01-25T23:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-25T23:27:31.773-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hall of Shame: Seeing Is Believing</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_n3iInLlJ8as/RbmA6OezqPI/AAAAAAAAAA0/JTPX7IxSlJw/s1600-h/IMG_6464_new.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5024188597116578034" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_n3iInLlJ8as/RbmA6OezqPI/AAAAAAAAAA0/JTPX7IxSlJw/s320/IMG_6464_new.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;There are those moments that will stick with you forever. Your first kiss. Your wedding day. The birth of your first child. And of course, the first time you walked into the bathroom and saw something this insane. You don't know whether to laugh, cry or scream.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You would think this would be one small step for man. That's right. Just slip the little piece of cardboard right off the holder and into the garbage can. There's no special clip. You don't have to tinker with any tough latches. Nope, it's just a simple flick of the wrist. But nooooooooooo... It would be so much easier to just place a brand new roll right on top of the old empty one. Perhaps keep it there for posterior. Or maybe it has sentimental value... For the love of God, there has to be some reason, he's decided to leave it there. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Any ideas? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-4716731080505033985?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/4716731080505033985/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=4716731080505033985' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/4716731080505033985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/4716731080505033985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2007/01/hall-of-shame-seeing-is-believing.html' title='Hall of Shame: Seeing Is Believing'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_n3iInLlJ8as/RbmA6OezqPI/AAAAAAAAAA0/JTPX7IxSlJw/s72-c/IMG_6464_new.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-2326603128601188128</id><published>2006-12-22T11:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-22T11:39:58.362-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Why Buy The Cow...</title><content type='html'>Survey says: A recent study revealed that 95% of all Americans engaged in premarital sex. You know if you're gonna get the milk for free,  do you really need to sell your soul?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-2326603128601188128?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/2326603128601188128/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=2326603128601188128' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/2326603128601188128'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/2326603128601188128'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2006/12/why-buy-cow.html' title='Why Buy The Cow...'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-2918595004191595682</id><published>2006-12-06T09:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-06T09:17:59.992-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Older &amp; Wiser?</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;A recent study showed that more and more people in their 50s are filing for divorce. Research by Statistics Canada revealed that the divorce rate among the 50-54 age bracket spiked 34 percent while the rate among the 55-59 age bracket peaked at 47.8 percent.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Edmonton psychologist Al Riediger says: “Quite often people stay together for the kids. When the kids are grown and on their way, Mom and Dad look across the table at each other and say: ‘Why are we here?’"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Before couples opt to take the leap toward ending their marriage, Riediger suggests giving it one last ditch effort.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;“It may be they just need to do a re-inventory . . . take some time to get to know each other again,” he said.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-2918595004191595682?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/2918595004191595682/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=2918595004191595682' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/2918595004191595682'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/2918595004191595682'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2006/12/older-wiser.html' title='Older &amp; Wiser?'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-7188559771106119064</id><published>2006-12-02T19:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-10T21:24:18.868-05:00</updated><title type='text'>It's A Dog Eat Dog World</title><content type='html'>It's bad enough that I decided to have two children with J-Fed. Did I have to make matters worse by having two dogs with him?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unlike children, dogs don't possess the ability to whine or cry for food and water when they're hungry and thirsty. Our two canines simply kick their water bowl and food dishes around the kitchen until someone stops what they're doing and addresses their silent pleas. Said person is usually myself, my mother or our neighbor. Even our 5-year-old daughter is in touch with the fact that the dogs need to eat and drink on a daily basis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But not J-Fed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The sad reality is that if they were in his sole custody, they'd likely wither up and die like the chia-pet J-Fed attempted to raise when we first started dating.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After years of watching him stick his head in the sand like an ostrich, I finally took the liberty of calling him on his pet ownership skills, or lack thereof.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"When you look at the empty dog dishes and water bowl, does it ever occur to you to feed and water the dogs?" I asked him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"No, I just figure you'll take care of it," he said matter-of-factly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"And what in God's name would make you think that?" I asked increduously.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"It's just the way I'm programmed," he responded.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I see. Well, perhaps you need to be reprogrammed before I have a divorce lawyer do it for you," I sneered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Don't make promises you can't keep," J-Fed laughed as he climbed in his truck, lit a cigarette and took a giant gulp of a Frap.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As he pulled away, I silently prayed that J-Fed would be reincarnated as a dog in his next life, the kind that belonged to a man just like himself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unhappily Ever After,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kiki&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-7188559771106119064?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/7188559771106119064/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=7188559771106119064' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/7188559771106119064'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/7188559771106119064'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2006/12/its-dog-eat-dog-world.html' title='It&apos;s A Dog Eat Dog World'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-3239039509314649679</id><published>2006-12-01T08:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-01T10:50:04.941-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Number You Have Reached Has Been Disconnected... From Reality</title><content type='html'>It was December 1st. I don't know what I was thinking. Maybe that it was January 1st and J-Fed would get knocked in the noggin with a chestnut and resolve to become a loving, equal partner overnight. But twas not to be...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the spirit of the holiday season, I've called a truce with my hated hubby. It had been a whole 48 hours that we'd been playing nice. So what if he'd been absent for about 47 of those hours? I really thought we were making progress. Until the call...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was another morning in the home of Mr. and Mrs. J-Fed. I dressed our 5-year-old, fed the baby, gave the dogs their food, cleaned the kitchen, started a load of laundry, took out the trash and started drafting up a policy for world peace &lt;em&gt;kidding on the last one. &lt;/em&gt;J-Fed meanwhile rolled out of bed, smoked a cigarette, sipped on a Frap and did zilch. Nada. Nunca. Nuttin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I bid him adieu as he left work and breathed a sigh of relief once I was again without his company. Then came the call. He had been gone all of five minutes. What in God's name could he possibly want?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's hard to explain the feeling that washes over me when I see his number displayed on caller ID, but I'll try. I'd imagine it's much like the feeling that prisoners of war get before they have their toenails ripped out by a rusty pair of pliers. &lt;em&gt;Ok so it's not that bad, but it's got to be close. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyways, the call went something like this...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I talked to my sister last night. She really wants us to come up and visit her," he said sweetly. "I was thinking we could go after the holidays, like a family trip."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaa. Let's just pause for a moment, shall we? Over the last year and a half, I've tried multiple times to get J-Fed to take a family vacation, namely to my parent's second home in the mountains. Multiple times he's pulled some stunt to get out of it while we forged on without him. Last time, I believe he had to "work." &lt;em&gt;Yeah, work on getting drunk at the nearby bar. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just imagine my shock when he proposed a "family" vacation. On his terms, of course. Inside my hardened heart, I knew there was an ulterior motive behind his newfound desire to travel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Is there a track nearby?" I asked curiously, unable to hold my tongue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Yeah, I figured you could shop with the kids while I raced," he admitted. Like Mulder and Scully I knew the truth was out there.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear J-Fed, you truly are a piece of work. Or a piece of ^&amp;amp;*. If I wanted to shop, I could drive five minutes to the mall and leave the kids with my mother while I indulge in a stress-free spree. If I want to shop, the last thing I'm going to do is pile a whiney 5-year-old and a colicky newborn into a small SUV to have you tailgate every car on the road for eight hours so that you can drive your little racecar while I suffer the unbearable brunt of your selfish whims.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I don't think so," I replied curtly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Fine. I'll just take the kids and go by myself," he snapped back. &lt;em&gt;LAUGH OUT LOUD. REALLY LOUD. Surrrrrreeeeeeeeeee. &lt;/em&gt;J-Fed. Two kids. Eight hours in the car. I knew damn well he wouldn't even make it out of our subdivision, if he even made it out of the driveway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Whatever, J," I said icily before hanging up on his sorry self.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The one thing I can say is that J-Fed is nothing if not consistent. And for that I'm grateful as I always know exactly what to expect. He never lets me down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unhappily ever after,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kiki&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-3239039509314649679?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/3239039509314649679/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=3239039509314649679' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/3239039509314649679'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/3239039509314649679'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2006/12/it-was-december-1st.html' title='The Number You Have Reached Has Been Disconnected... From Reality'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-981212187808881683</id><published>2006-12-01T08:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-01T10:39:22.296-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Another Day, Another Divorce</title><content type='html'>It's a done deal for some of Hollywood's hottest couples. Although it seems like yesterday's news, divorces don't happen overnight. These splits have officially been finalized by the court system.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These dynamic duos can finally have some closure. &lt;em&gt;We should all be so lucky... &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards&lt;br /&gt;Selma Blair and Ahmet Zappa&lt;br /&gt;Christian Slater and Ryan Haddon&lt;br /&gt;Rod Stewart and Rachel Hunter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Congratulations boys and girls! You're no longer bound by the ball and chain...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-981212187808881683?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/981212187808881683/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=981212187808881683' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/981212187808881683'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/981212187808881683'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2006/12/another-day-another-divorce.html' title='Another Day, Another Divorce'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-6813932299486903175</id><published>2006-11-30T09:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-01T08:13:36.709-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Forget Me Not Uncommon</title><content type='html'>So this morning I woke up with a sore throat. It had been a long, hard night with the baby. Another sleepless night for me. Another restful night for J-Fed whose slumber goes undisturbed by baby #2's cries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While he was going to the bathroom, I called to him from my &lt;em&gt;death &lt;/em&gt;bed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Could you please get me some cold medicine?" I pleaded, my voice already hoarse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Where is it?" he asked unaffected.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"In the medicine cabinet," I replied painfully.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Which medicine cabinet?" he said, making no effort to disguise the fact he feels inconvenienced by my request.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The one in front of you," I told him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Minutes went by. The toilet flushed. The door slammed. More time passed. Yet no medicine. My throat burned. My head pounded and I searched deep within for the energy to keep my eyes open. Sadly, there was no sign of J-Fed coming to my rescue. Finally, I was empowered by anger. I pushed myself to get up from the bed and look for him. I &lt;em&gt;could &lt;/em&gt;have just gotten the medicine for myself at this point, but the very thought of his inconsideration drove me mad. &lt;em&gt;Bastard.&lt;/em&gt; On the back porch, I found him smoking a cigarette, sipping on a Frap and listening to the birds chirp without a care in the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Are you kidding me?" I said in disbelief.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What? Like a few more minutes without cold medicine is going to kill you," he replied matter-of-factly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"You're unbelievable," I seethed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Paybacks are hell, &lt;/em&gt;I told myself already thinking of ways to get even with him. I returned to the bathroom to find relief in the form of two cold tablets. It would take away the physical pain, but there was little chance it was going to ease my mental pain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Ok, so I forgot," he admitted a few minutes later. "Are you going to punish me for that?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Truth be told, I can't blame him for his faulty memory. After all, if I didn't have a sign posted in the bathroom reminding our 5-year-old to wipe her bottom, he'd probably forget to wipe his. &lt;em&gt;P stands for pathetic.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unhappily ever after,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kiki&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-6813932299486903175?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/6813932299486903175/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=6813932299486903175' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/6813932299486903175'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/6813932299486903175'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2006/11/so-this-morning-i-woke-up-with-sore.html' title='Forget Me Not Uncommon'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-4830417172406336888</id><published>2006-11-30T08:09:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-30T08:47:13.891-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Blinded By The Light</title><content type='html'>It had been two months, one day, twelve hours and thirty six minutes since my second daughter came into this world. Since that time, I had been apart from her approximately one hour. So I decided today it would be J-Fed's turn to play Mr. Mom. Little did I know my evening trip to the mall would prove to be an awakening of sorts for dear hubby.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You see, baby #2 &lt;em&gt;names have been changed to protect the innocent &lt;/em&gt;has been known to cry for 12 hours straight. Coincidentally, J-Fed has never been around for one of these nail-biting episodes. When he's around, she sleeps like a baby. Just the another night, after spending two straight days at the track and then attending a party, I had to summon his home because baby #2 was inconsolable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When he walked in the house, her crying immediately ceased much to my dismay. J-Fed didn't make a comment, but I knew what he was thinking. He returned to the party and once again her wailing began. I called for his return a second time and once again the crying stopped. In fact, she smiled and began cooing for the first time in her infant life. &lt;em&gt;Was she deliberately trying to sabotage me?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Needless to say, J-Fed didn't "get" how challenging baby #2 could be at times... until last night. It wasn't longer than 10 minutes after I left for my shopping excursion that she started to "fuss" &lt;em&gt;scream her bleeping head off &lt;/em&gt;and that continued on for two straight hours. Poor J-Fed. When I called to check on him, it sounded as if he was going to throw himself in front of a train. &lt;em&gt;Would that have really been so bad?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Are you going to be home soon?" he said through clenched teeth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Yes, in just 20 minutes. What would you like for dinner?" I asked politely.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I can't even think of food," he whimpered. &lt;em&gt;If Mr. "what's for dinner" couldn't eat, Baby #2 had for sure brought him to his knees. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hung up the cell phone with what could only be described as a feeling of sheer satisfaction. Finally, he had seen the light. Finally, he knew the toll that hours of crying could take on a person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I got home, he flailed his arms at me in a sign of worship.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I was only gone two hours," I exclaimed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Well, it felt like six," he sighed painfully. And with that, he was out the door to go find some solace and silence at the neighbor's house.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a day J-Fed will have all but forgotten the agony. But for that one brief moment in time, he actually got a taste of what my reality.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unhappily ever after,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kiki&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-4830417172406336888?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/4830417172406336888/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=4830417172406336888' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/4830417172406336888'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/4830417172406336888'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2006/11/blog-post.html' title='Blinded By The Light'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-1607713731668410204</id><published>2006-11-29T10:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-29T11:52:02.871-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Guilty Pleasures...</title><content type='html'>&lt;em&gt;I have a friend who enjoys surfing the net. Once upon a time, as in last week, she accidentally hit the history button and noticed her boyfriend had been doing some surfing of his own. At first, she was flattered to discover he was researching the art of giving your girlfriend an orgasm. But upon further perusal, she got another suprise realizing he was also studying the practice of turning your girlfriend bi-sexual. Priceless.  &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-1607713731668410204?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/1607713731668410204/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=1607713731668410204' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/1607713731668410204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/1607713731668410204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2006/11/guilty-pleasures.html' title='Guilty Pleasures...'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-4035172548990919725</id><published>2006-11-29T09:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-29T09:23:02.631-05:00</updated><title type='text'>'Tis The Season...</title><content type='html'>Talk about ending the year with a bang. Divorce is the new black. Yes, it seems everyone is doing it. Here's a recap of the biggest busts this season.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe&lt;br /&gt;Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro&lt;br /&gt;Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler&lt;br /&gt;Brit and K-Fed&lt;br /&gt;The Hass &amp; Wife Pamela Bach&lt;br /&gt;Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson&lt;br /&gt;Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock&lt;br /&gt;Heather Mills &amp;amp; Paul McCartney&lt;br /&gt;My cleaning lady &amp;amp; her husband&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the beat goes on and on and on...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-4035172548990919725?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/4035172548990919725/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=4035172548990919725' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/4035172548990919725'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/4035172548990919725'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2006/11/tis-season.html' title='&apos;Tis The Season...'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-663645247676791873</id><published>2006-11-28T08:52:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-28T09:03:12.913-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Girls Just Wanna Have Fun</title><content type='html'>Sigh. For the first time, a same sex couple has filed for divorce. The two women &lt;em&gt;damn them &lt;/em&gt;have asked for a Rhode Island court to dissolve their two-year marriage. Girls, you're not doing us any favors in making a case that men are the root of our marital problems.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-663645247676791873?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/663645247676791873/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=663645247676791873' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/663645247676791873'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/663645247676791873'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2006/11/time-stands-still.html' title='Girls Just Wanna Have Fun'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-712139360581603416</id><published>2006-11-28T08:51:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-28T22:04:53.633-05:00</updated><title type='text'>You should’ve learned the first time…</title><content type='html'>In Kentucky, it is illegal to marry the same man more than three times. Really, is the plea insanity and the sentence life?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-712139360581603416?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/712139360581603416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=712139360581603416' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/712139360581603416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/712139360581603416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2006/11/you-shouldve-learned-first-time.html' title='You should’ve learned the first time…'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-9043752261232308315</id><published>2006-11-28T08:50:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-28T08:51:27.593-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Not Tonight Honey, I’m Allergic to You…</title><content type='html'>Believe it or not, your significant other &lt;em&gt;really&lt;/em&gt; can make you sick… literally. New research presented at the annual conference of the American College of Allergy, Asthma and Immunology in Philadelphia reveals that women can be allergic to their men. The cause? Semen. Proteins accompanying sperm can trigger an allergic response in some women. Just another excuse to get you out of sex!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-9043752261232308315?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/9043752261232308315/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=9043752261232308315' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/9043752261232308315'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/9043752261232308315'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2006/11/not-tonight-honey-im-allergic-to-you.html' title='Not Tonight Honey, I’m Allergic to You…'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3198425709368646049.post-6001555021690976295</id><published>2006-11-28T08:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-28T08:50:08.351-05:00</updated><title type='text'>We know which comes first…</title><content type='html'>In a survey of 30 local Shanghai women entrepreneurs, a quarter had experienced divorce and 80 percent of those had occurred after they had achieved success in business.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3198425709368646049-6001555021690976295?l=shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/feeds/6001555021690976295/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3198425709368646049&amp;postID=6001555021690976295' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/6001555021690976295'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3198425709368646049/posts/default/6001555021690976295'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://shouldidivorcehim.blogspot.com/2006/11/we-know-which-comes-first.html' title='We know which comes first…'/><author><name>ShouldIDivorceHim</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08464067120590940814</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
